Tuesday 30 June 2015

Crisis Infection in a nutshell


This is something I see incoming if the choices are still chosen by only a few. Greece is in a decisive moment, but the constact blackmailing of the IMF and EU is creating an agressive zombie in it, a zombie that will consume next countries that are in the "bad situation" queue: those you see running...and falling, and possibly they will join following the line from left to right. EU is not playing right here, no, it´s creating a monster, a self-destruction device, I´m afraid. EU, I mean, only a few of its main heads, you can see how the surgeons, creators of the zombie and responsibles to let it go are Merkel (don´t forget the main surgeon tools are "Made in Germany"), Legarde and...this guy...I had to put a third person...Donald Tusk!

On other places, UK will get cynic more and more with the Union and it will prefer to go by its side.

USA hasn´t have to say anything, but it has, but with total careless, it is in its own problems...watching my updates. Yes, I don´t know why but the second country where I receive most views is USA...aoh, yes! because Google, it has to look after this.

And then, we see Russia getting veeery excited seeing how its political rivals are getting down, His (yes, HIS, we can see Russia it´s a male if we zoom and keep a keen eye there) propaganda channels earn gold with this kind of foreign stuff. Moralistic, huh?
Well, and don´t forget about Russia´s concubines, making this new group...what Russia doesn´t know it´s, if China were a bit smarter, it could make Russia its cheapest slut. If this would mean something worse for the world I remain it as a personal opinion. That´s why behind China there´s a dagger.


...I hope I´m wrong.

Monday 29 June 2015

Friday 26 June 2015

Warhammer 40000. Dark Eldar VS Chaos

More Warhammer 40000 pics. Yeah!
This time, the BDSM Army of the Dark Eldar defend themselves against a Legion that fights for the sole answer that solves everything, the only state that prevails on reality, the final destiny, my one true love: CHAOS!
Where did I hear the last sentence?

Wednesday 24 June 2015

34 Ways to feel better

Before reading the comic, read and follow what I made. After read this post lost in the surfaces of the internet about 34 ways for having a happy life:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/20/how-to-feel-happier-yippee_n_6887702.html

También me topé con la versión traducida al español, para aquellos no muy duchos en inglés:
http://www.upsocl.com/inspiracion/34-maneras-de-sentirse-un-poco-mas-feliz-ahora-mismo/

(I think I´m putting the blog on slippery ice attaching so many unaffiliated links...)
Wait, hang on! I decided to make a comic, a simple but expressive one (or so I think), about each of those steps to be "happy" in this life...
But...well, being a bit cynic with all this kind of posts, this comic shows how sometimes the goals can be harder to make them real, usually due the most stupid and cruel forms of things you could ever imagine.
Don´t get offended if some vignette could look rude against some colectives, think that the author has offended himself 34 times at once doing this. And in all case, the only offended should be the optimistic page where I get all these "ways to feel better".

Oh yes! This comic can be very useful to learn spanish (o aprender inglés si eres español):


















I could have attached all the comic in just one long page, oh, really? Well, here in blogger it works better like this so you don´t have to zoom anything.


Tuesday 23 June 2015

Comunión

Trabajos hechos para una empresa de imprenta que entre otros temas hace también comuniones.
Drawings about a spanish tradition done to 8 year old kids:



Friday 19 June 2015

Thursday 18 June 2015

A place to dream

I love caves. Yes! I should have been speleologist. Caves are awesome!
  ...Specially when they have surrealistic phosphorescent waters inside.

More Warhammer40k theme!

When someone likes something a lot...
A picture showing a battle between two factions of the famous role game Warhammer 40000: Eldars (they are space elves, everyone has the idea of what an elf is I think) and Necrons:

I´m having an existential crisis with the level options of Photoshop so I upload the original scan (down) and the one touched in Photoshop (up). Again.


Wednesday 17 June 2015

Mother Portrait

This time the portrait is from a close person: My mother. Because she fights a lot:

Too many black vultures

One day with the radio turned on (in a supermarket) I heard one of the very few songs of the group Amaral that is respectably good (only 3 good while the rest are horrible, for my taste)...well, in the song there is a part that says (in spanish) "Forgive me, if it hurts you what I see. Too many black vultures. You are too good for them".
Well, that paragraph gave me an illustrated idea:
Original (up) and "too much Photoshoped!" (down):


When two spaces clash in one time


I needed to make this, as a catharsis. Sick of this and all the fails. But sick of the indifference, sick of such things I just don´t deserve from others anymore! And anyway, that bonehead will not see this so I don´t care.

When two times clash in one space

After a long wait, good is to upload more pics:

Cause Mojave Desert has been the story of many american icons.